theyre about to put L’s coffin in the ground when light drives up 45 minutes late in a red convertable and accidentally drives his corner wheel into the ditch because he had two glasses of wine before leaving
that’s called a DUI and is actually illegal haha
you’re right light would never do anything illegal
me, to the kids i worked with last week: welcome to medieval camp everyone! can anyone think of any fun medieval activities we might do here at camp this week?
kid: well, they used to do this thing where they would take your body and make it into four pieces and i think it was called quartering.
me: that’s called torture! we will not in fact be participating in torture this week! …anyone else?